Love, Unscripted
by Nicholls, Owen






A romantic movie buff and film projectionist is devastated when his four-year relationship with the leading lady of his dreams ends, compelling him to rewrite history to come to terms with what went wrong. Original. A first novel.





Owen Nicholls is a screenwriter with a master&;s in script writing. He lives in Norwich, England with his family.





It all began the night of Barack Obama's 2008 election. At a watch party with several other Londoners, film aficionado Nick meets the smart and gorgeous Ellie. He knows if his life were a romantic comedy, they would be the stars. But four years later, around the time of Obama's second election, Ellie moves out and Nick is left wondering where it all went wrong. Nicholls' tale switches back and forth between 2008 and 2012, with several "intermissions" recounting snippets of time in the middle as Nick reflects on the ups and downs of their relationship. Nick is oftentimes insufferable; he makes one poor decision after another. This makes his character realistic, but can also make it hard to root for him as a romantic hero. Secondary characters, including coworkers, friends, and family members, are well crafted and memorable. Peppered with film and pop-culture references, this smartly written debut reminds us that romance might not be like it is in the movies, but we can still hope for and believe in true love. Copyright 2020 Booklist Reviews.





It all began the night of Barack Obama's 2008 election. At a watch party with several other Londoners, film aficionado Nick meets the smart and gorgeous Ellie. He knows if his life were a romantic comedy, they would be the stars. But four years later, around the time of Obama's second election, Ellie moves out and Nick is left wondering where it all went wrong. Nicholls' tale switches back and forth between 2008 and 2012, with several "intermissions" recounting snippets of time in the middle as Nick reflects on the ups and downs of their relationship. Nick is oftentimes insufferable; he makes one poor decision after another. This makes his character realistic, but can also make it hard to root for him as a romantic hero. Secondary characters, including coworkers, friends, and family members, are well crafted and memorable. Peppered with film and pop-culture references, this smartly written debut reminds us that romance might not be like it is in the movies, but we can still hope for and believe in true love. Copyright 2020 Booklist Reviews.





A movie-obsessed projectionist looks back at his relationship and wonders where it all went wrong in this debut from Nicholls. Nick and Ellie meet under auspicious circumstances: at an election-viewing party the night that Barack Obama is chosen as the next president of the United States. Nick, who loves nothing more than films and works as a projectionist at a theater, instantly falls for Ellie and sees the entire movie of their relationship play out in his mind. Now it's four years later, Obama is about to be elected president once again, and Ellie's moved out of their apartment. Forlorn and desperate to figure out where it all went wrong, Nick retraces their entire relationship as the plot jumps back and forth among the night they met, the present day, and the challenges the couple faced along the way. Meanwhile, Nick finds himself falling further and further into despair as he loses his apartment, his parents move away, and his theater switches from film to digital, rendering his job obsolete. With his entire life in shambles, Nick must finally look inward to figure out why things with Ellie real ly didn't work out. Nick tends to think in movie references, many of which are very clever, particularly an oft-remembered argument with Ellie about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Unlike in many books and movies with similar plots, Nicholls doesn't treat his female character like the bad guy for stomping on the male character's heart and ego. Instead, he examines her point of view as she reminds Nick that life is more than just movies—or, at least, life doesn't turn out like the movies sometimes, and Nick may have to make some big changes if he wants a Hollywood ending. Their relationship has cinematic highs and believable lows, with fully rounded characters and smart, snappy, romantic comedy-worthy dialogue. Nick's and Ellie's real lives aren't a movie, but as Nicholls tells it, they might have a happily-ever-after anyway. A delightfully sweet, funny, and heartbreaking ode to love stories, both onscreen and off-. Copyright Kirkus 2019 Kirkus/BPI Communications. All rights reserved.





Chapter 1

I&;m still thinking about Leon Woodward kissing Sally Carter when the fire starts. It isn&;t a big fire, just the melting of an inch-long piece of plastic, but the smoke sets off the alarms. I pull the film from the projector and stamp out the flames as an extremely anxious and very sweaty Seb comes running into the booth.

&;Ah shit, what happened?&; he asks, with an exasperated tone I assume has less to do with the problem at hand and more to do with the paperwork he&;ll have to fill out later.

&;The gate got stuck, the lamp was on, A plus B equals man fire,&; I explain.

&;Nick, you have to strike the lamp after you&;ve got the loop running.&;

I scratch at the hair on my chin and cheeks. The two weeks&; growth of a boyfriend in a coma.

&;I did know that. Sorry.&;

It&;s not like I have a particularly bad memory. I can recite the entirety of the Pacino/De Niro coffee-shop conversation from Heat and can remember the exact order in which the eleven jurors are turned by Henry Fonda in Twelve Angry Men&;it&;s Juror #9, Juror #5, Jurors #11, #2, and #6 at the same time, Juror #7, then Juror #12 and Juror #1. Juror #12 changes his mind but switches back with Juror #10 and Juror #4, leaving just Lee J. Cobb breaking down in the final reel as Juror #3. But I can never retain certain key information about the inner workings of the projectors. A small part of me thinks they might lose their magic if I know exactly how they work. If I ever mention this to Seb, he&;ll probably fire me.

&;I&;m sure Humphrey . . . &;it is Humphrey, right?&; Seb asks.

I nod. It was my idea to name the projectors after my celluloid heroes, and Booth 3 houses both Humphrey and Katharine, Screens 6 and 7.

&;I&;m sure Humphrey will be fine.&; Seb says. &;And you?&;

I know what he&;s getting at.

&;I&;m fine.&;

He gives me the international face of &;Really?&;

&;I&;m absolutely fine. It was just a little fight.&;

His eyebrows rise enough to add an exclamation mark to the &;Really?&; And a &;Really?!&; is harder to brush off.

&;Because Ellie said&;&;

&;You spoke to Ellie?&;

He shouldn&;t have spoken to Ellie.

&;She rang me. She wanted to make sure you were okay.&; He pauses, not for dramatic effect, although it has that result. &;She told me she&;d moved out.&;

It&;s true. She moved out a week ago, but I convinced myself she&;d move back in quickly enough that I wouldn&;t need to tell anyone. I was approximately two days away from dressing up in her clothes and waving at people from the window in order to convince friends and neighbors that everything was still a-okay.

&;It wasn&;t a little fight,&; I confess.

Seb&;s &;Really?!&; face collapses into one of such pity it&;s all I can do not to well up. We both suggest a cigarette break at the same time.

&;I think the fire&;s gone,&; Seb assures me.

&;That&;s what she said,&; I reply.


Chapter 2

November 4, 2008&;11:21 p.m. GMT

Obama 0

McCain 0

270 needed to win

I first met Ellie at a 2008 election night party held by a mutual friend of ours who just happened to be a libertarian. Normally I would balk at being near anyone who would describe themselves as such, but Tom had a big house, good weed, and an encyclopedic knowledge of Asian cinema. That he was the only person in south London who wanted John McCain to win wasn&;t quite enough to counter these excellent qualities, and the fact that he&;d only invited thirty or so twentysomethings, who were all sane non-libertarians, was typical of him. He hated people agreeing with him, loved confrontation, and would almost exclusively start arguments with the phrase &;I&;m just saying.&;

He addressed a crowd of five.

&;I&;m just saying, you lefties all fawn over Obama, but policy for policy he has more in common with Cameron than Brown.&;

A clueless twentysomething in a beanie hat took the bait.

&;So you want another four years of the same regressive Republican agenda that took the UK into two wars?&;

Ellie entered my life half watching David Dimbleby informing us the polls for Kentucky, Indiana, and Georgia would close in forty-nine minutes, and half watching Tom take on the hipster. A wry smile crossed her face; she knew full well what he was doing. It was that smile that got me. I&;m a sucker for any kind of smile, but a wry one just floors me.

Her smile was one of the first things I remember really liking about Ellie. The second was the way she tucked her hair behind her ears. There was a surety in the action. Maybe it was because as a teenager I was teased about my sticky-out ears. I even grew long hair to cover them. To see someone purposefully putting theirs on show made me want to yell out, &;Good for you!&;

I didn&;t. Obviously.

That in a certain light she looked like Holly Hunter when Holly Hunter was in her mid-to late twenties&;so Broadcast News&;era Holly Hunter&;certainly didn&;t inhibit my attraction. They shared the same quizzical eyebrows and flawless skin. Plus, she had Kate Winslet&;s neon-red hair from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and wore the most nondescript zipped-up gray hoodie and navy jeans, like she was paradoxically trying not to be noticed yet screaming, &;Look at me!&;

It took me forever to make my move. I became paranoid I&;d been staring at her and she&;d noticed and was now wondering who this weirdo creep with massive ears and . . . &;Wait . . . &;were we wearing the exact same hoodie?

It was a sign.

I grabbed two beers from the kitchen and went for it, handing her one and observing, &;You must have seen Tom do this before to smile like that.&;

She squinted slightly, viewing me with the requisite amount of skepticism with which you should view someone who comments on your smile, and took the drink.

&;He certainly has a need to be disliked,&; she said, elongating the vowels in &;need&;&;an Elliesque idiosyncrasy I have since found both adorable and infuriating in equal measure.

We watched as Tom stepped his attack up a notch with a one-two of questions on the difference between the House and the Senate, and a much more aggressive than passive investigation into his opponent&;s previous UK election-viewing habits, to which the hipster could only respond with a shake of the head.

Tom was obliterating his foe with a smile in his eyes. I could see where this was heading and gave my insight to Ellie.

&;If that guy mentions hope or change, he&;s done for.&;

And just like that . . .

&;So,&; he said, a little too smugly, &;you don&;t believe in hope? You don&;t believe in change?&;

Tom erupted.

&;F*** you!&;

The hipster was taken aback by this outburst and looked around for help, but none was forthcoming. On the contrary, if there&;d been popcorn, it would have been opened and passed around for the crescendo.

&;I will happily have a debate with you about the rights and wrongs of universal healthcare, military spending, or the antiquated penal system of America. But I am f***ed if I&;m going to stand in my own home and try to form a cogent argument over two-bit slogans. Jesus Christ. Hope. Change. You moron. Those posters might as well have said &;Kittens&; and &;Puppies.&; Nobody is against hope. Or change. Everyone loves change as long as it&;s vague enough. I had genuine respect for you when you were arguing the ins and outs of foreign policy. But this. This is beneath me.&;

The doorbell rang and Tom&;without missing a beat&;patted the victim on the arm and departed to answer it. But not before giving me and Ellie a wink on the way.

&;He&;s good,&; she said in a way that made me a little jealous, again bringing several extra vowels to the word.

&;He almost convinced me to join his anti-tax group when we were at university,&; I said, stopping for a sip. &;Before I remembered I like roads and hospitals and libraries and that I&;m not an arsehole.&;

&;Is that where you know him from? University?&;

&;Yeah. You? You&;re not part of his anti-tax group, are you, because if so, I didn&;t mean the thing I said just then about them all being arseholes.&;

She let out a short, sharp laugh, her brown eyes twinkled, and my heart soared.






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